I Drew a Money in Math Book and Now I am Married is the true story of how a very strange series of otherwise mundane events culminated in the most important and monumental moments of the lives of myself and my wife Jennie. It is my first official self published work and came about as a present for my wife on our tenth anniversary. I stayed up many late hours, sometimes only forced to sleep by the breaking of the sun over the morning horizon. For three weeks I pounded out the rough draft of our story, looking forward to the morning of our anniversary when she could see that, though I can’t buy her much, I can create something special for her. In the last few months I have had the privilege to refine and rework, add to and make public this story about us. I am very proud to share this story with you and hope you enjoy it and share it with others.